What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:23
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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No go.
No way
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives